Culinary delights

What do you think I had for dinner last night? I will tell you. 'More" lamb dog food.

What do you think I had for breakfast and dinner today? Yes, thats right....'More' lamb dog food.

What do you think I am having for my meals tomorrow? I (and you I) am guessing it will be something that rhymes with 'Poor bam log rude.'

Now don't get me wrong I quite like the More dog food as a brand. Its tasty, does not contain additives or colourings and goes down a treat but every day? For dinner and breakfast? Is it any wonder when I am on my walk I tend to partake of whatever I can find. Nothing beats a bit of variety.

I've taken to openly flicking through recipe books but to be honest its not really entering their grey matter. Am thinking some paella would be nice, even some lobster thermadore or even a Ruby Murray. Basically anything thats not 'More' lamb dog food.

Some days I feel it's one long battle living with these people. If it wasn't for the cat poo, dead rodents or half rotten bird life that I discover on my walks I would basically be mono-omnivorous (not sure that is even a thing but I will leave it there)