Just for the record I may have stolen one of the presents from under the tree, that may have been addressed to my Dad and it may have...

This is me in Wales barking at a wind turbine. the wind turbine is just out of the frame quaking in terror In the UK we have the Queens...

Have not written for a while as to be honest life has been a bit hectic. About 3 weeks ago, I was minding my own business, on sentry duty...

I know this is a strange thing to think about but I am starting to wonder if I might actually be adopted. I’ve been noticing over the...

I have to admit to not being a great lover of the summer. It's not so much that I suffer with my luxuriant coat in the summer heat,...

It’s hot, damn hot! Those of you familiar with English weather will know that it varies between wet and windy to just wet with only the...

“Geoffs gone viral!” Trust me that’s not a phrase you want to hear when you are on sentry duty at the window keeping everyone safe from...

As well as being a warrior, a confident and a great comfort to those around me I am also one of lifes deep thinkers and this week I have...

This weekend I have had the pleasure of a houseguest, namely a fellow Norfie called Gizmo. I'll not lie, its been a bit of an up and...

"Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!" was how Supermans...

I've basically worked out that in my life there are good days and there are very good days. Today was a very good day. Not only did I go...

I have been the victim of a sustained attack today but I am pleased to say I have emerged victorious. It was like the Battle of Britain...

Like all self respectable Norfolks I am infinitely interested in my stomach. I can literally eat anything and frequently do. Be that...

I am so excited I can hardly write! I was relaxing in front of the TV watching the film called 'Escape from Pretoria' and overheard...

Well this has been a rollercoaster of a week. Firstly Thanos and his floozy have started setting up home in my tree. The damn impudence...

Due to my dedication to the study of film and TV I consider myself something of an expert when it comes to the visual arts so I thought I...

I have it on reliable authority that in Norfolk, England, it is not uncommon for humans to turn up at the Doctors with all sort of odd...

"Incoming!!!' I watch a lot of TV. I mean a LOT of TV and in particular I like a good film. One thing that has been bugging me for many...

Have not written for a while as have been through some trauma. Popped along for what I thought was a routine dental check up and the next...