This weekend I have had the pleasure of a houseguest, namely a fellow Norfie called Gizmo. I'll not lie, its been a bit of an up and down experience. Some good, some bad.
Firstly it was fab to have another dog in the house who is properly sized. I spend my life normally looking up to an abnormally large dog, my sister Guinness. It was also fun to have a partner in the quest to vanquish Thanos....we were a bit like Starsky and Hutch...with me as Starsky obviously. However it was not all plain sailing. The first unsavoury incident happened at bedtime on the first night. I sat outside the bathroom door waiting for my mother to re-appear and then sauntered into the bedroom and was shocked, staggered even, possibly even devastated, to see Gizmo stretched out like a hairy starfish in the middle of the bed between MY humans!!! A bit rude to be honest. I obviously did what any self respecting Norfolk would do - I sulked down the bottom of the bed giving Gizmo the 'Stink-eye' though to be honest he didn't seem to notice on account of him being fast asleep.
Things turned ugly in the morning when I was witness to what I can only describe as a 'love romp' between Gizmo and my Sister, Guinness. Gizmo has always had the hots for Guinness and regularly goes all 'Marvin Gaye' round her but to date she has rebuffed his desperate advances. This time however she has relented and they embarked on what I can only describe as a canine love in (Photo evidence provided above). "Get a room!" I thought but they had no such decency so I had to suffer their frolicking for what seemed like hours. Have these two no sense of decorum?
So, as I say, a visit with some ups and downs, but now he has gone back to his own home I have to admit that I miss the little strawberry blonde sex pest....mind you it will be nice to reclaim my normal sleeping position tonight.
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