The word you are searching for is ‘Gawgeous!’ Not ‘Gorgous,’ but ‘Gawgeous,’ with a ‘W’
I know it, you know it, we all know it.
I have to admit that when I come back from the Spa I do look a bit metrosexual but I think I can carry it off. I am the David Beckham of dogs. I could carry off a sarong for example, or even a beret if it was in the right colour ( am thinking raspberry or maybe even a deep red) I would draw the line at jewellery as I am a pigeon terroriser, but a sarong or beret would be no problem.
Anyway I digress. I had a fabulous day at the spa and now feel fantastic and ready once again to face my public. This time I don’t even need to worry about Thanos as he has disappeared from my life. After previous visits I have had to avoid the garden until I have ‘roughed up’ a bit as Thanos used to wolf whistle me which was annoying. All I need now is quick roll in something pungent on my next walk and I will be once again a thing of beauty.
Number of things I’ve eaten that I shouldn’t have - 1
Number of hours of TV watched -1.5
Number of times Thanos has taunted me - 0
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