Things I’ve eaten that I shouldn’t have - 2
Number of times Thanos has taunted me - 4
Number of times I have chased Thanos away - 3
Hours watching TV - 3
It’s been a bit of mixed bag today to be honest. The day started well as I woke up and the garden was covered in white stuff which I was informed was snow, and we all went outside for a play. Now snow is all well and good but is not especially kind for those like myself who are blessed with being short of leg. Essentially we had 4 inches of snow and my legs are ever so slightly less than 4 inches long. I think I may have frost bite on my willy. That could take some explaining to the vet.
I came off second best to Thanos, my nemesis, today. He is a cunning so and so and has started strolling about the patio now when no one is in the kitchen. The bugger knows I can’t open the door. I am sure at one point he was humming ‘Freedom’ by George Michael. Bit unnecessary to be honest.
On a more positive note I watched a cracking TV programme whilst the family were making dinner. It had some seriously over weight dogs in it ( have included a picture ) Felt quite proud of my own physique after seeing them. Think I can start referring to myself as ‘buff.’
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