There are times when I think my Dad is a bit of a knob. I'm really into the last series of Vikings at the moment. I was seriously looking forward to watching it last night so wandered into the front lounge to ask when it was on.
My Dad told me that it was already on, explaining that in Scandinavia in the winter the days were short and the nights were long and that what was on TV was a night scene. Sat there watching TV for nearly 20 minutes before I realised the TV was not turned on - GIT
Number of times Thanos taunted me - 5
Number go times I chased Thanos out of the garden - 2
Number of times I came within 1 metre of catching Thanos - 1
Number of things I ate that I shouldn't have - 0
Hours of TV watched - 2 hours (20 minutes TV was switched off - does this count?)
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