What do you think I had for dinner last night? I will tell you. 'More" lamb dog food. What do you think I had for breakfast and dinner...

So today I had a new experience, I went to the dentist. To be honest its been coming as my teeth have looked like a row of tiny...

It is often said that a rich widow cries with one eye and smiles with another...well that is how I feel about the return of my nemesis,...

When I am out in town I am often asked by other non Norfolk dogs how I have managed to train my human so well and I always reply, "with...

One of the most common phrases I hear as I go about my important business protecting the family from pigeons, squirrels, cats and many...

The word you are searching for is ‘Gawgeous!’ Not ‘Gorgous,’ but ‘Gawgeous,’ with a ‘W’ I know it, you know it, we all know it. I have to...

Like most internet celebrities I have a 'public,' and let me tell you that public is demanding and I feel the pressure from my fan base...

It's funny, for the last 4 years I have been locked in a battle with Thanos. No quarter given, none expected and today I am sensing that...

There are times when I think my Dad is a bit of a knob. I'm really into the last series of Vikings at the moment. I was seriously...

Things I’ve eaten that I shouldn’t have - 2 Number of times Thanos has taunted me - 4 Number of times I have chased Thanos away - 3 Hours...

I'm just going to put this out there - I hate pigeons. More than that I hate one particular pigeon more than anything else in the whole...

I'll not lie. I've had a good lockdown. Lots of walks, the family around a lot and people always about to open the back door so I can...